hefalump

a fat, minging woman with some big ass and big boobs.

Bessie you hefalump!!! Vicky you're a hefalump.

by Nick Lobanov May 28, 2004

Pullin' A Heap

When something is going very slow.

Phrase derived from the female musician Imogen Heap who is known to write very long, slow, and boring songs.

(Dude 1) Aww dude, this movie is pullin' a heap.
(Dude 2) I know...let's change the channel...

by aidsandfailed November 11, 2009

heap

negative slang for a jeep

ive gotta get my heap started this week

by chromemyhome May 13, 2005

Heap

HEAP is often used with the meaning, society. Especially in the southern states of the US.

Rich guy: Watch your step, hillbilly you punch me, you get wasted.

Hayseed: I'm at the bottom of the HEAP, I got nothing to loose.

by Lepton1 April 6, 2007

heaping piles

hemorroids, tongue-in-cheek, sarcasm for waiting around.

I've got heaping piles from the comment 'good things happen to those who wait'. Constipated?

by Jesterscrystal July 20, 2009

Hefa-fuck

A man or woman too large to be called a fuck.

John, the cop, was a giant hefa-fuck who liked to eat donuts.

After hours of insulting Riley, the word fuck just couldn't quite describe how big of a fuck he was. This was the moment where the insult hefa-fuck was born.

by Rodney777 April 26, 2011

Heapster

Someone or something that is extremely different and unique. A more extreme version of a hipster.

Omg did you see David the other day? He was so heapster!

I wish I could be a heapster like Perry the Platypus!

Tina wishes she could be a heapster...

by dkimism December 30, 2011