Chocolate Hedgehog

When the toilet-brush gets caked in shit after being used to dislodge a particularly troublesome log, becoming a bristled turd-like entity. Looks remarkably like a down on it's luck Hedgehog

Oh dear, someone's had a massive shit. Now there's a Chocolate Hedgehog hiding in the corner. The dirty bastards.

by Turd-Like Terminology September 27, 2019

lightspeed the hedgehog

a gamer dude who is awesome and does epic art

Yo! Have you heard of lightspeed the hedgehog? He does cool art!

by boxburgerz April 23, 2022

salty hedgehog

A living creature with bad hair (once was bald)that occasionally rains salty dandruff and is famous for being extremely salty and ginger. The creature is also easily roasted due to his lack of brain and hair. He also sounds like an American bee that is extremely annoying and irritating.

A: woah what's that? And why is it snowing salt?
B: that's just a salty hedgehog

A:Why is that hedgehog half bald?
B:It's a salty hedgehog!!!!

A:What is that salty ginger creature?
B:It's a salty hedgehog.

by BLOBBBCCCAAKKKEEENNNEEESSS June 30, 2017

Sonickid the Hedgehog

Sonickid was an Amino user who got banned from the Sonic the Hedgehog Amino for doing stupid shit. He still uses Amino to this day and that is a good thing. The Sonic Amino leaders could be pieces of shit anyways. We all love Sonickid the Hedgehog!

You better be following Sonickid the Hedgehog on Amino.

by Nightfall_3560 July 15, 2019

Ethiopian Hedgehog

this is commonly known as a prison move. The Ethiopian Hedgehog is a defensive maneuver in the case of anal rape, where the possible target of the attack uses a large amount of pomade to spike up their anus hairs and allows to dry. The attacker would then be surprised when attempting to mount the victim when a a hair-spike either pokes the head of their penis or enters the urethra.

Yeah my big buddy was gonna try and cornhole me but I already had my Ethiopian Hedgehog ready.

by Free Muffins December 23, 2014

sonickid the hedgehog

an amino user that got banned for doing dumb shit

did you follow sonickid the hedgehog on amino

by Ashkid059 November 28, 2018

maor the hedgehog

The worst fuckin friend in Sonic Pulse! He constantly bullies me and just doesn't fuckin stop!

Maor: fuck off Retro.

Retro: I'm reporting you for bullying. I'm sick of your shit.

That's maor the hedgehog for ya.

by Retrogamer77 March 9, 2023