by Anonymous May 26, 2003
Get the Heavy metal Queenmug. -Yahoo Answers R&S resident.
-To live in ones parent's basement. To be a big fan of OMG EPIC power metal, hence the obnoxious name. To have maybe two or three friends irl, at most, but that is expected considering you get wood while staring at your Manowar poster.
-To suffer from unwarranted self importance. Ironically, when the real Heavy Metal Jesus sees this definition, it will most likely inflate his ego and without a doubt inflate his little solider as Manowar has now been mentioned twice. OMG EPIC POSING. To really get a Heavy Metal Jesus tingling, throw in a little DragonFarce with a pinch of Iced Earth.
- To be a \m/TRU METAL!!!!!\m/ virgin. SRSLY, Heavy Metal Jesus is a self admitted virgin. He'd be a mot more badassed if he listened to Mercyful Fate, but alas, he is a purist, power metal virgin and is intent on remaining that way. Silly Heavy Metal Jesus, virginity is for idiotic straight edgers.
-To live in ones parent's basement. To be a big fan of OMG EPIC power metal, hence the obnoxious name. To have maybe two or three friends irl, at most, but that is expected considering you get wood while staring at your Manowar poster.
-To suffer from unwarranted self importance. Ironically, when the real Heavy Metal Jesus sees this definition, it will most likely inflate his ego and without a doubt inflate his little solider as Manowar has now been mentioned twice. OMG EPIC POSING. To really get a Heavy Metal Jesus tingling, throw in a little DragonFarce with a pinch of Iced Earth.
- To be a \m/TRU METAL!!!!!\m/ virgin. SRSLY, Heavy Metal Jesus is a self admitted virgin. He'd be a mot more badassed if he listened to Mercyful Fate, but alas, he is a purist, power metal virgin and is intent on remaining that way. Silly Heavy Metal Jesus, virginity is for idiotic straight edgers.
by umaekmaehornie November 10, 2010
Get the Heavy Metal Jesusmug. by Wallflower with swag December 6, 2012
Get the hit the pedal heavy metalmug. by goth sucks,lol April 13, 2006
Get the heavy metal kidmug. A regular penguin kiss (touching one's nose briefly with someone elses) combined with head-banging. This results in the "Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss".
by Billy Delashmutt July 23, 2008
Get the heavy metal penguin kissmug. when two people touch each others noses together while head banging to heavy metal music, this may result in a broken nose
"ahh dude my nose is broken"
"well waht do u expect u tried to give some one a penguin kiss while they wer headbanging"
"well it was a heavy metal penguin kiss"
"well waht do u expect u tried to give some one a penguin kiss while they wer headbanging"
"well it was a heavy metal penguin kiss"
by john jacob April 11, 2006
Get the Heavy Metal Penguin Kissmug. A party where a bunch of guys get together, listen to heavy metal music, and vomit copiously.
Referenced in the classic film "The Breakfast Club."
Referenced in the classic film "The Breakfast Club."
Dude, I can't wait for our heavy metal vomit party on Saturday! I'm going to vomit so much you won't believe it!
by Indica35 June 10, 2017
Get the heavy metal vomit partymug.