Long hauler

A masturbater with a large dick.

Sally knew Joe as a bit of a long hauler.

by Caasi Notwen September 25, 2020

Dustin Houser

The greatest pimp of all time. Hottest guy to ever walk upon the earth. Every girls wants him, every guy wants to be like him. He is also tied with Chris Cuthbertson with for having the largest penis in the world. Peter North...who's that?

Big "D", Pimp daddy, Big mack-daddy

by Dustin Houser March 22, 2005

dookie stanky houser

When something is not cool...and/or not raw

Yao dat pussy smell like dookie stanky houser.

by biz papa spence and diw 6 duece reppin to the March 29, 2003

dustin houser

His only downfall is failing to match Andrew Imboden with the overall women handling skills and pleasure giving techniques. But its ok cause he's th next best. REMEMBER: Andrew=#1; Dustin=#2.

Ex.) Andrew > Dustin

by Kuñado March 23, 2005

hauterfly

fashion industry insider or a person heavily involved in the industry’s social scene.

Fashionistas are death, now it's all about being a hauterfly.

by gabs18 June 16, 2010

Hauberk

Displeasing and generally lazy person

Jenna your being such a hauberk get out of bed you lazy bum.

by Pablo and Pepé productions May 14, 2015

Tran-Heuser Busch Syndrome

A mental disorder characterized by the fear of turning gay after drinking Bud Light.

After being diagnosed with Tran-Heuser Busch Syndrome, Frank dedicated his life to raising awareness of the disease in the Breitbart and Fox News comment sections.

by Rimbozaggy April 7, 2023