Huttenberger’s law

Huttenberger’s law automatically invalidates any argument that the pittsburgh steelers are not a good football team based on history of consistent success as a franchise.

You think the Pittsburgh Steelers suck? Let me show you Huttenberger’s law.

by ben is not a rapist May 11, 2021

Ass Hattery

When a bunch of asshats get together and create noise. Usually politicians or fox news fans.

We walked into the party and they were serving wine coolers and cheese its the signs of ass hattery potential was high.

by Swanika June 1, 2017

Three Hatter

When you have to use your hat to wipe your ass after shitting in the woods or side of road.

As Gill finished his shit, he screamed from the bushes, it's a three hatter.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 7, 2017

Hatty Hattington

A very handsome man with a square head. The best friend of everyone, and the definition of handsome gentleman.

Friend one: Hey, do you know Hatty Hattington?
Friend two: Yes! The best friend of everyone!

by anonymous November 26, 2017

Finn Hatton

Crack pipe is life

Finn Hatton:Hey will wanna smoke out my crack pipe?
Will:Nah bruv

by Asian child1243 September 8, 2019

red hatter

Someone who uses Red Hat Enterprise Linux.

I am a red hatter now

by 0xC4aE1e5 May 9, 2023

Hartenbauer

The male version has much trouble with women. In the stone age, male Hartenbauer cavemen would charm females with their large man boobs. Once seduced the female would have to be on top during sexual intercourse.

Now days Hartenbauers are typically republicans who are thought to be conspiring to kidnap Hillary Clinton. They find relationships difficult, and make themselves feel better by eating cake. Once a male Hartebauer finds his true love, they will be inseparable and truly happy.

The Hartenbauer sure loves his cake! I guess that means he couldn't get a date tonight.

by Fresh Prince of Persia October 3, 2007