Teri Hatcher

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".

It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.

by Piranha July 7, 2006

bloody hatchet wound

n: 1- a vagina; see also v,poon

i'd never eat that girl's bloody hatchet wound

by d-man December 11, 2003

pudding hatch

The entrance to your ass

Retrofit the pudding hatch with the boink swatter -Bloodhound Gang

by Retrix July 1, 2009

Gorilla with a Hatchet Wound

An extremely hairy bush surrounding the vagina.

Man, I pulled down her pants, she was so hairy it looked like a gorilla with a hatchet wound.

by The Tink August 24, 2006

bloody hatchet wound

1.a surprising gash that presides in between the thighs of every female. 2. a vagina that happens to being visited by aunt flow. 3. another word for vagina.

I so want to dive in that bloody hatchet wound.

by mr.funktastic March 25, 2009

hatchet wound

cunt, pussy, vagina, or whatever you like to call it...

Hey Joe, look at Sandy's gaping hatchet wound, you could get lost in there.

by Tha Shocker (L.P.) May 4, 2003

Bitches Before Hitches

When your girlfriends win out over your spouse. Holla!

Listen, hubby, I may have said "I do", but she's my bo. She's right, you're wrong and I got her back. Bitches before hitches, aight? Now step off!

by hyoung23 February 27, 2011