Hamased

When you do somethinh horrific to someone and then play victim when they retaliate.

A douche punched me and then hamased when I kicked his ass

by Free Palestine from Hamas October 25, 2023

Hansel

A Hansel is a boy who usually likes to dry his ass cracks near the AC. Usually dances to stupid music once in a while. Likes to eat anything. Fairly healthy closeup. A retard on this earth

Boy 1: yo what is he doing?!
Boy 2: u know the usual, he is a Hansel after all

by Nutty nut butt November 18, 2019

Hansenite

A worshipper of Chris Hansen.

Oh so you thought that I was kidding. Well that's alright because the revolution is just now beginning. Hansenite will be a word on Urban Dictionary. You can hide from the truth all you want. Chris Hansen is not a single person, he is everything (and your real father). May the Spirit of Hansen live on!

by Thehansenite August 3, 2015

Hanssen

Humble, loyal, handsome, sexy, masculine individual, who is without a doubt your best friend and best lover.

Liked by all women because of their amazing looks and height.

If you have a Hanssen, hang on to him.

Who's that guy in the astronaut skin? Must be a Hanssen.

by w1ckedw1tch December 28, 2019

Jeremy Hansen

If someone is a "Jeremy Hansen" They have huge weiners and get alot of pussy. The modern day substitution for "pimp"

1. Hell ya Im fly, Im a Jeremy Hansen!
2. Dude that guy just went home with 7 girls after beating up Chuck Lidell and Kimbo Slice, What a Jeremy Hansen

by UrbanBourbon127 February 4, 2010

hansel and gretelling

When you spend the night at your boyfriends house and leave lingerie behind, like breadcrumbs.

I think I left my bra at your house? Don't put it in your daughter's drawer! Why do I keep hansel and gretelling you?

by odie74 September 20, 2016

Hansen

Tall, amazing, and beautiful girl who has a heart of gold and a smile that lights up the world. She has a cute little nose that looks adorable when she's upset, and has the most adorable Spock ear you will ever see. She's amazing, and a person that deserves the best in life from everyone.

That girl is such a hansen!

by Mr. Rosas December 7, 2012