Hosian

A girl of South or South-East Asian descent who possesses such divine physical attributes that it makes you question your metaphysical philosophy of aesthetics.

Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift? That film changed my life, there are so many hosians in there!

by Wicked Goldfish January 6, 2016

hosaphone

A musical trumpet-like instrument based on the so-called natural trumpet which contains no valves that was invented by Ellis Workman on July 4, 1976 in Rochester, MN. Constructed out of plastic tubing, a funnel using a trumpet or french horn mouthpiece. The Hosaphone(tm) plays the notes of the natural overtone series.

The Hosaphone(tm) is the only musical instrument which can performed the Doppler Effect without sustaining a neck injury to the performer.
The Hosaphone(tm) is in every way the functional equivalent of the so-called Natural Trumpet.
The sound of the Hosaphone(tm) cannot be improved, but your sound can be improved with practice.
Hosaphone(tm) music is based only on the "natural" harmonic series.

by David A. Roth October 22, 2007

Holding your sausage hostage

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

hose dragger

derogatory name for firefighter

My uncle spent thirty years as a hose dragger with the FDNY.

by KY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy December 17, 2006

Jung Hoseok

• The Human Embodiment of Sunshine •
• loud
• he don't like snakeu
• his smile can literally make me cry tears of Joy I'm not kidding
• qt
• you need to wear sunscreen and sunglasses around him
• likes patriotic fidget spinners a bit too much

Jung Hoseok, I lov u.

by Your bitch 236 December 28, 2018

Ouran High School Host Club

Kiss kiss~

Fall in love!

That's it.

Ouran High School Host Club in a nutshell-
Twins - Hey where's all of the fans?
Tamaki - Well let's call them!
Host club - Kiss kiss-
Fans - FALL IN LOVE!

Kyoya - There they are.

by loveliez October 8, 2020

Jaden Hossler

The love of my life, also known as a gorgeous beautiful tik tok star who i would give up everything for.

If Jaden Hossler told me to get in a car at 3am, i would do it. No questions asked

by accurate definer October 5, 2019