Guinnesscide

1) Drinking nothing but Guinness all night, nearly resulting in your death due to the nitrogen shits the next day.

2) drinking all the irish beer in a single bar

3) Consuming five or more Irish Car Bombs, in a single sitting.

Rost: Dude, you just destroyed the bathroom!
Rhett: Yeah, I committed Guinnesscide last night. Sorry

Bailey: Barkeep, I'll have a Smithwicks.
Barkeep: Sorry, but a bunch of kids came in here and committed Guinnesscide. But we have Bluemoon.
Bailey: Fuck Bluemoon

Rhett: When did Drew get so drunk?
Rost: He committed Guinnesscide a while ago.
Rhett: But he's drinking dirty Shirley Temples?
Rost: Yeah, but he had like ten Irish Car Bombs earlier.

by rhettku March 14, 2011

Guinnesschug

Slow Guinness drinker/chugger

Tyler challenged Joey to a Guinnesschug and lost.

by Guinnesschug November 27, 2019

Guinnessy

Someone who is tipsy after having too many Guinness

Ryad was guinnessy again after Seb had 6 Guinness with him

by RyryAndSeb April 24, 2021

GuinnessDweeb

A rare and exalted individual who obsessively catalogs Guinness World Records while simultaneously exhibiting dweeb-like behavior, such as correcting people on obscure facts or bringing their own stopwatch to parties.

Legally Binding Scramble Clause:
By the authority of this definition, any individual invoking “guinnessdweeb” in a competitive game of Scramble (or its legally distinct cousin, Scrabble) shall be entitled to triple word score, provided they can spell it without hesitation and cite at least one world record involving a vegetable.

Certified in the Courts of Wordplay and sanctioned by the International League of Lexical Legitimacy.

Wow Jade was so drunk on Saint Patrick's Day. What a GuinnessDweeb

by TuckerWitz69 March 27, 2025

Guiness Fart

A fart produced after the consumption of much Guiness that is so foul and lethal to the nose that the drinking of Guiness may be prohibited by friends and loved ones.

"Fucking hell Ant, even you look disgusted by that one, no more Guiness for you. Guiness fart? Did you shit yourself?"

by Ehwhy August 11, 2020

3 Minute Guiness

Drinking a Guiness in less than 3 minutes, but more than 2 minutes. It’s fast enough to be efficient and slow enough to be enjoyable.

Hey, we should do a 3 Minute Guiness before the movie. We don’t have a lot of time, but it will be fun.

by Oneofthebois February 25, 2026