Jewish Guillotine

When an uncircumcised man is receiving oral sex, and his partner becomes startled, causing them to bite down and cleave his foreskin, leaving behind a perfectly circumcised penis and a newly Orthodox Jew.

"Last night was going great until she gave me the Jewish Guillotine and converted me into an Orthodox Jew."

by BennyBooty October 5, 2017

jose guilherme

Jose Guilherme is a Brazilian hot mess! Usually dirty blonde. If you have one in your life, keep him! Jose is extremely kind and has a recognizable humor. His nickname is almost always Zé Gui. He is protective of the people he loves and has a passion for adventure. Jose Guilherme can be a little feisty and stressed, but has a big heart when he wants to. Don't expect Jose to follow others, he's one of a kind.

Ooooohhh!! Did you see that guy surfing Marcela? That must be a Jose Guilherme!

#BeAJoseGuilherme

by Marcelita otxilac September 18, 2019

White guilt

When white people in the south blame white people in the north for the KKK and slavery because their racist past makes them feel guilt. Then they turn around and say how horrible Abraham Lincoln is for starting the War of Northern Aggression and hang a Confederate flag on their porch

“I think there was a cachet about having an African-American president because of white guilt.” - Bachmann explaining why all the northern states voted for Obama because they feel bad for starting the KKK and slavery and opposed civil rights

by Champion of Truthiness May 8, 2014

guilty gear

The GOD of 2D fighters. Don't listen to the fuckers who say we only like it for it's graphics, the gameplay is ALL that matters.

Guilty Gear raped Street Fighter into the ground.

by Diablo the Echidna October 5, 2003

Guilian

1. A Italian person who is intelligent, witty, and smart. A born leader.

2. Looked up as a person who is classy, elegant, simple, and careful with belongings. He has a high standard in music, style, and material possessions.

3. Someone who is always chased by both men and women in sexual lust and love. Usually the flame, not the moth.

4. An Italian stud, a very excellent sexual partner. Always high in endurance, capability and naturally gifted in size.

1. Guilian is intelligent, witty, and smart. A born leader.

2. Guilian is a person who is classy, elegant, simple, and careful with belongings. He has a high standard in music, style, and material possessions.

3. Guilian is always chased by both men and women in sexual lust and love. Usually the flame, not the moth.

4. Guilian is an Italian stud, a very excellent sexual partner. Always high in endurance, capability, and naturally gifted in size.

by lament_venice March 19, 2011

white guilt

When a white person panders to a black person just because they're black and they think somehow they hurt them in some way even though they have literally never interacted with them in their entire life. You might see stories on the news of white families taking in black children or white families inviting a black guy that's not even related to them for thanksgiving. It's white guilt because it pretty much never happens with any other race and only white people do it.

Becky: Hey yo go to the homeless shelter and pick out 15 pour souls and invite them to our Thanksgiving dinner
John: Ok

1 hour later
John: Ok I got 15 guys (shows selfie with each one)
Becky: Ok... wait why are they all black?
John: um
white guilt

by Hamburger harold November 25, 2021

guilty gear

A game developed by Arc System Works and Sammy, with a non-synthesised soundtrack and characters by Daisuke Ishiwatari. Beats Street Fighter and Tekken in terms of speed.

"Play Guilty Gear now or I will rip your nipples off!"

by Psi November 3, 2003