grunt

Grunt is an acronym used during WW2 for troops who had no formal training, or skills. G-general, R-replacement, UNT-untrained,...GRUNT, as they had no special training, they were given rifles and sent to the front.

Grunts do all the fighting.

by Paul Manning August 6, 2003

Granty Boy

A strange fellow who likes to jack off in abandoned houses

Matt: I'll give you a quid if you jack of in that building.
Richard : And I'll give you this scratch card worth a quid
Granty Boy: Fine!

by Jimmyeatmars August 16, 2011

Noob grunt

Noob grunt is the lowest form of noobness and noobs in general

Person A:''Ugh, that kid is such a noob grunt!''
Person S:''Yeah, he doesn't even know how to start a computer.''

by Tombul February 26, 2011

muff grunt

otherwise known as a queef

muff grunt: an adolescent boy describing a vaginal fart to another adolescent boy

by jace January 29, 2004

grunny

A green zombie rabbit that was injected with the G virus. If you get infected by many of them, one will sprout up out of your head (from gaiaonline.com)

All hail Lord Grunny and his green rabbity-ness

by D. Marie September 9, 2008

Grunter

Named after a popular South African sport-fish (Spotted Grunter - Pomadasys commersonni) which is known for grunting like a pig when landed, a grunter is a very unattractive woman.

The term is so widely used that young men developed a game called 'Hunt the Grunt' whereby each player adds money to a pot and the aim is to score the ugliest girl/woman possible on any one night. At the end a winner is decided by popular (unpopular) vote and he takes the pot. It is then his decision whether or not to buy his grunter a drink with his winnings.

A:Bro, that thing you scored last night was an absolute grunter!
B: Get fucked, meat is meat and a man must eat.

by Sharkish September 12, 2012

Gruntnik Vamoshe

A member of the lost royal family from Lower Upper sobolia and possibly a significant link to the lost tribe.

All hail Gruntnik Vamoshe!
Oppressor of the Oppressed.

by Gruntmol April 1, 2004