Man, you were groomin it really bad by daring that guy to cockslap you.
We were groomin it in his car so bad I thought we'd hit a deli.
Guy1: Dude, you have cum on your face.
Guy2: I don't know if he was tested.
Guy1: That's gross. Why you have to be Groomin it so much?
We were groomin it in his car so bad I thought we'd hit a deli.
Guy1: Dude, you have cum on your face.
Guy2: I don't know if he was tested.
Guy1: That's gross. Why you have to be Groomin it so much?
by KevFox21 April 4, 2006
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Grooming: sexual/intamite contact with a minor
Grooming: sexual/intamite contact with a minor
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Groomed/grooming- any. Imtamite interactions with a minor/child
Groomed/grooming- any. Imtamite interactions with a minor/child
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by JessiMontana January 16, 2009
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Get the Child Grooming mug.Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.
These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?
Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
by WineBusProf February 20, 2015
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