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Peter Griffined

A deadly sucker punch to the throat causing severe swelling to the esophagus.
Man Chad got Peter Griffined at the party last night by Brittney!
by Hammond25 February 7, 2021
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Kathy Griffin

(N.) The comic cousin to Peter Griffin, the star of the Adult Swim/Cartoon Network show, "Family Guy." Family Guy is funny, and so is Peter Griffin, but Kathy Griffin is about as funny as Saturday Night Live. (you make up your own minds.)
Kathy Griffin is the host of the show "Average Joe," but that show's garbage compared to Spike TV's Masterpiece, "The Joe Schmo Show."
by G-Union November 11, 2003
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Griffin Slayer

GriffinSlayer or "the King of the N00bs" is the king of all the new and stupid players of the game.
1:Hooray for GriffinSlayer, King of the N00bs!!!
by Andrew May 13, 2005
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griffinschneider

adjective:
A guy with a disgusting moustache and speaks in Javascript.
Man, I met this guy who was such a griffinschneider.
by jack fack December 14, 2008
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griffins and gargoyles

A made up game from the TV show, “Riverdale”, if played, causes weird behavior, almost like being possessed by the ring leader of the game, The Gargoyle King. Many people have taken their lives by, drinking blue liquid from chalices, which is a part of the game.
Did you hear Jughead started playing Griffins and Gargoyles with the serpents?! I heard he is trying to catch the Gargoyle King.
by coleiokingcolio November 17, 2018
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griffin johnson

the nicest, smartest, and funniest person. he’s so caring and always looks out to make sure his friends are okay. everyone should love griffin johnson.
me : hey did you see griffin johnson’s new video?
friend : yeah, he’s so nice!
by Pass me January 16, 2021
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Stewie Griffon

WEll it's Griffin not Griffon.
Stewart Gilligan Griffin is the football headed, 1 year old, youngest child of Lois and Peter Griffin on the tv show, Family Guy. He is easily the coolest one on the show simply because he is bent on world domination but is still overcome by the simple weeknesses of a 1 year old, such as a binky or the dreaded Teletubbies.
stewie's quotes:

Brian: say something please.

Stewie: oh for god sacks, hmmm let's see here... oh yes *clears throat*
yay, and God said to Abraham, "you must kill your eldest son Issac." and Abraham said, "i'm sorry i can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone" and God said, "oh i'm sorry, is this better? Check Check Check, Jerry i think you'll have to take the high end out i'm still getting some his back here..."

Brian: SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY MOTHER!

Stewie: oh yes, i'm sorry. I never knew bisscut as a dog, but i did know her has a table. She was sturdy, all for legs the same length..

Brian: Thanks, Thanks, That's enough
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(stewie goes down the slide and lenard a kid from his preschool lands on the back of his head.

Stewie: "LENARD YOU PUDGY FACED APPLEJON I WILL NOT BE MADE A FOOL OF..."
(another kid goes down the slide and lands on stewies head.
by RainCloud September 16, 2005
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