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Greta

A Greta is a pretty, charming, intelligent, mysterious girl. She may be a little manipulative sometimes in a relationship, but after a while she will settle. In a relationship, a Greta is a gentle, protective woman. Overall, a Greta is a perfect girl. :)
“Oh, I wish I was a Greta.”
by heretowrite :) November 21, 2021
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Greta's Falafel

Greta's Falafel is a New England-specific term for malapropism, mentioning a Vermont volleyball player.
I keep using Greta's Falafel while trying to talk to my teachers and I don't like it.
by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024
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Greta's Philosophy

A philosophical theory about what happens after death, named after the Vermont libero from whom it originated. In which there is two heavens and two hells. One heaven is for genuinely good people and one is for people who followed the letter of the law but not the spirit. One hell is for truly bad people and one is for people who have done bad things or "bad" things but were overall good or kind people.
I believe in Greta's Philosophy, how about you?
by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024
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Greta

To jump from one cause to another in order to grift the world for money
I totally pulled a Greta when I switched it up from supporting climate change and. Now I support hamas.
by Jimbo_Rooney123 June 3, 2025
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