Greg Lougayness

A faggot with a double-dose of queerness who is so gay that he can't laugh without his worn out saucer-sized asshole shitting on everyone. If he's in the room and the cat disappears, just check his ass. Just don't go without your GPS.

The gay waiter pulled a Greg Lougayness in the kitchen, and the next thing you know, a 10lb Bologna stick went missing.

by Raj` October 13, 2008

greg lu position

when you lean over on a table and stick your ass out only to have a meterstick or bottle shoved up your ass

Sanda: Hehe...hes in the greg lu position *shoves meterstick up ass*
Greg: AAUUGGHHH!!!!! MY ASS!!!!

by dastiglovaa September 22, 2011

Greg Sanders

Very cute. CSI level 1 formerly lab tech before the big explosion in the episode "Play with Fire" season 3. Played by Eric Szmanda. Known for his amusing antics and comments on the show.

Did you see the new episode of CSI: where Greg Sanders danced around with a headress?

by itsxlexyxfoo December 9, 2008

Geography

Geography is the subject chosen by real lads and legitimate wenches who wish to further their knowledge of the world. It is a subject with greater levels of dimension than any other. Geographers are part of a big family who are in the top of the hierarchy as they will name every capital in their home continent and more. The banter between Geographers is unbeatable with such things such as pissing into rain gauges and throwing litter at environmentalists.

Adam: I sure wouldn't mind having a look at her fault line
Ben: Dude, that fault line hasn't been active in years! She seems ready to go any second!

Adam: This geography banter is unending! Thank god I chose to take it.

by Mr bowles May 29, 2013

greg heffley

the stupid boy who thinks all the girls want him even though he doesn't work out and has no muscles but still likes to go around shirtless near holly hills with his small d. He's so ugly with his stupid hair and in the movies, he probably wanted to get with Rowley because he's a fat legend. his brother Roderick is really hot and gets all the girls

'look theres greg heffley hes so stupid look at his tiny muscles what a noncey gardener'

by ailisisntaranga June 25, 2020

geographic cure

When someone believes that by changing their location (school, work, country etc) their problems will magically solve themselves.

I get bad grades so if i change schools it'll just magically get better is an example of belief in the geographic cure

by John Ciizen December 20, 2016

The Greg Heffley Method

For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.

His complete lack of self awareness and common sense must mean he takes the Greg Heffley Method to heart.

by meatball meatball April 14, 2017