Gabe Saporta

sexiest mofo ever, lead singer of cobra starship, use to always crack his penis

here's a list of things i'd like to do to gabe saporta: everything.

by segagenesis June 17, 2010

Gabe Perez

The World's most ultimate troll. He is the metta when it comes to trolling.

Teacher- "Where is there heat at night?"
Gabe- "nowhere because the sun isn't out. Oh! but maybe over Volcano's."

Class- "GABE PEREZ!"

by Da Burge April 20, 2017

Gabe the dog

The best doggo the walk the earth

Gabe the dog god

by Garage door May 25, 2018

Gabeasin

A Gabeasin is a nickname you give your friend Gabe. At first he won't like, and he will never like it. EVER.

Gabby: " Gabe... Gabeee.... Gabea....Gabeasin! THAT'S YOUR NEW NICKNAME"

Gabe: *Cries until death*

by nykelouiswas_HERE June 8, 2019

Gabe

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Person 1: "wow, why is Adam so hot?"
Person 2: "Yeah, so much better the Gabe"

by HeckinDontLook August 11, 2020

Gabe

When one crash and burns.

Oh, you thought I had more to say...
I don't know why? I'm not a nice person, and neither is Gabe, so why should I give a better definition than that. How about this, Gabe is that one person who thinks he's good at being Gabe. But little did Gabe know, Gabe will never be good at being Gabe.

Happy now?

Alright see ya, I'm getting Mcdonalds

"Is someone burning"
"OH. That's just gabe"

by Weirdalltheway September 2, 2022

Gabe Hot

A woman who makes herself noticeably available while under the influence of two or more substances and may be slightly better than average looking.

When I sobered up, I realized she was only Gabe Hot.

by TheGov December 18, 2022