Gouch

Someone Who Has Consumed Too Many Mogies Or Too Much downers

Check's Thomas Man Hes Gouched Oot His Tits
He's On The Broon Agen Mannnn

by TheSmakDealer2014 June 8, 2023

Gouch

When a certain situation or something in particular is comfortable or easygoing.

1. “Hey bro, your new bean bag is gouch.”

2. “Thank fuck we have Mr. Smith for maths today, his classes are so gouch.”

by bilstu January 27, 2019

Gouch gap

It's the sexy space between the end of a women's ass cheeks aka the cuffs and the end of the vagine aka el toto. It is like a thigh gap from the back.

Shanea's gouch gap is suttle but I can still see through it.

by Sweetcheekz August 24, 2016

Gouch wax

The build up of smegma like material in the taint/gouch area.

Cody hasn’t showered in days, he probably has a build up of gouch wax.

I want to ride my Harley into town but I’m worried about getting Gouch wax all over my seat.

by The commies February 25, 2020

Gouch

This is a very good word. It has many meanings. Today the meaning is something so swaged out every drake would hotline bling. The word is so fab (up to trend). This word is the reason Travis Scott went sicko mode. The word I’m presenting has one meaning.

Pussy ( not like the nigger regard cats)

I named my son after pussy, so I made it gouch

by The fake short bleached May 2, 2022

Pauly’s Gouch

The poo stained piece of skin between a pre-pubescent ball sack and a well used rusty sheriffs badge that’s been penetrated by more darts than the International Darts league dart board.

Have you smelt Pauly’s Gouch today? He must have been punched hard last night!!

by Victor 1 Jukes June 17, 2018

Gouche

A boy/girl that you like and they like you back but you haven’t started dating yet. Non official relationship with no kissing/ sexual feelings. More than a friend but less than a boy/girl friend.

I’m going to the movies with my gouche, Jake, tonight.

by Stace11 January 28, 2018