A woman (usually an older woman) who has long saggy breasts. Derived from: "Her tits are so saggy that when she takes her bra off they GO FOR the ground... hence gopher tits.
Ex. My wife's breasts used to be a perky 36B, but now that she is pushing 50 they are more like a 42 long. Now she has fucking gopher tits!
by Baconheart December 28, 2008
Get the gopher titsmug. by blallwin July 7, 2008
Get the butt gophermug. When you are trying to shit but the poop keeps going in and out of your ass resembling a gopher going through its hole
by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019
Get the Playing gophermug. by EmmyV October 23, 2005
Get the brown gophermug. Noun: A minty cylindrical chocolate coated treat you can find in a candy isle that you eat when you watch the live action Mulan. After the box is eaten you can use the left over cardboard to turn yourself into a mole gopher.
Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.
Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.
She has a mole gopher on her head! (Referring to a bun)
Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)
Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!
Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)
Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!
by Greato2aquisquirrelbutt December 19, 2022
Get the Mole Gophermug. when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.
I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.
i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.
I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.
i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.
I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.
by openInvent December 17, 2016
Get the gopher pokingmug. by Mr.Harguna February 3, 2010
Get the Gopher Jelloshotmug.