Grab Your Gopher

Verb.

Pronounciation- "Grab Yo're Go Fur"

To masturbate. You know, beat your meat, choke your chicken.

Frank: "Hey dude, did you grab your gopher last night?

Mitch: "Na dude. My grandma was over."

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010

goerge

The person who cant spell george right and is a complete dumb ass

Hey did you know that it george not goerge, you goerge

by Hdishr April 10, 2017

The gopher

Putting your fingers in a girl's vagina and then popping your fingers out of her butt, sniffing around like a gopher.

Relax, she is pleased because i gave her the gopher.

by sex master j balls June 18, 2011

gophering

when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.

i had to shit so bad, that turd was gophering!

by here coco! April 11, 2008

Gomer

Origin, hospital emergency room slang for extremely old, Alzheimer's ridden, mute, sick people. GOMER is an acronym for "Get Out of My Emergency Room." In the novel "House of God" (Samuel Shem, 1978) GOMERS are defined essentially as sickly old people who now because of dementia have lost whatever quality it is that makes someone a person. When GOMERS come into the hospital they are unable to communicate so the admitting doctor will order many, many, lab tests hoping to discover why the GOMER was sent to the hospital. GOMERS never come to the hospital, they are only sent. This battery of tests is sometimes called a "Gomer-Gram."

That gomer down in room 13 just fell trying to climb out of bed and now he's bleeding all over my floor.

by Rockeye May 1, 2006

GOPper

Mindless lemming of the Grand Old Party; a blind follower of the Republican Party. An adherent of the "My party, right or wrong" philosophy. A conservative tool. A Republican fool.

The hand-picked crowd of GOPpers lobbed softball questions to their fearless leader.

by Saitia June 6, 2009

Goner

A video-game boner.

www. youtube. com/watch?v=YNajEdo_cBw&feature=context&context=G2699bb4FUAAAAAAAAAA

"Yeah what gives you a Goner? That's a video game boner. Just made it up, its a thing now." Joe Bereta

by Joe Bereta April 5, 2012