Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man
You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing, the blues
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road

Yeet goodbye yellow brick road is the best

by xXMrSoftBoiXx November 14, 2019

Goosay

A well endowed man, amazing body, a gentleman, bilingual, papi rico, devout muslim. usually has a huge dick.

A:you see that guy over there?
B:omg girl he’s a goosay, i couldn’t walk right for days :()

by bdsmlove January 16, 2020

@gooseylord

Some dude on the internet who looks cute at times and is down to fuck just about anybody at this point.

@GooseyLord is pretty good looking but I would never date him...

by HelloThereFriends! October 6, 2020

Buchanan Goodbye

Skipping out on a meal in an unannounced fashion prior to the completion of the meal, for the purpose of avoiding paying the check. A cheapskate variation of the Irish Goodbye.

One of the guys we were out with pulled a Buchanan Goodbye by climbing out the bathroom window just before dessert, the cheap bastard.

by The New Brooklyn Dictionary November 8, 2021

change da world my final message, goodby e

"change da world my final message, goodby e" is a meme that originated from r/cursedimages on reddit from a rat holding a ciggarate and the bottom text was from a video game.

change da world my final message, goodby e *vanishes aestheticly*

by yojoemama ha ha ah March 24, 2022

goodbye nostalgia

A sad song that can make JoJo fans cry

Jolyne: Dad, why are you crying?
Jotaro, listening to Goodbye Nostalgia: Star Platinum: Za Warudo's time and wipes tears
Jotaro: I'm not crying Jolyne...

by FemboysAreBest January 20, 2021

Shyla Goodbye

Severe overreaction to a hangover resulting in the abandoning of a planned itinerary.

We went way too hard last night, we’re going to have to skip the rest of the trip and Shyla Goodbye

by Sebastopol January 22, 2022