Google Fingers

The sound someone makes when you ask them a question and you hear them immediately look up the answer online while you are still talking to them.

"I just asked Melissa what the capital of Assyria was, and I heard the sound of Google Fingers coming from the other end of the phone."

by TheKraigster April 30, 2014

Google Thumper

Masturbating anywhere in a Google office

it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch

by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Google Cooking

Stealing baking and cooking pictures off Google and posting them as your own.

Rob Gover hasn't cooked since '03.

All he does is fucking Google Cooking.

by Jizz Blaster 69 March 25, 2020

walking Google

One who has an encyclopedic knowledge of a subject.

Man, that chick is a walking google of street slang.

by pleinaire April 3, 2016

Google Punch

The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.

Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!

Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!

Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!

by nomanito September 18, 2016

google ruined youtube

A commonly held belief that after Google purchased Youtube, the site was corrupted in negative ways by the multi-billion dollar company. Most notably, Google's attempt to integrate Google+ (The companies inhouse social networking site) has and is causing public outcry.

"Can you believe that Google is making everyone with a Youtube account use Google+?"

"What's Google+?"

"God damn, google ruined youtube"

by Deltasword November 12, 2013

Google Seppuku

"You use a Japanese text input tool and enter random Japanese characters into a google image search.

Then you count how many pages until you find an image so disturbing that you wish you never played the game."

"JESUS CHRIST!! What? Oh sorry. Not you. I was playing google seppuku and I lost. I lost big time."

by Stevy July 17, 2005