kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

goodnight

a person who is stupid and have the name john

He’s such a goodnight

by cockksjsjs December 23, 2020

Goodnight

(I'm not sure if other people use this term similarly, but feel free to use it this way)

When someone says "goodnight," they may be expressing a few different things: surprise, laughter, or shock. Think of it as a "daaaaamn" or "lmfaooooo" or "whaaaat?" kinda thing.

1.

Jennifer: Tom, did you hear that Lily was impregnated by her ex-boyfriend!?

Tom: Goodnight 💀

2.

Jennifer: *Tells a stupid joke."

Tom: LMFAO, goodnight 💀

by Senpai Energy March 3, 2024

Chocolate Goodnight

Secretly taking a cheesy deuce under someone’s pillow.

Addison passed out first at the party so we gave him the chocolate goodnight.

by Tyra Spanks March 8, 2021

goodnight texas

An amazing indie folk band

Dude goodnight Texas slaps fr

by The mandarin January 16, 2022

Goodnight

Goodnight is another way of saying “I love you” in a secret way

Person 1- Goodnight <3
Person 2- gn

by isabel12 December 10, 2021

goodnight gaming

words to tell your gamer bros goodnight after a long day of trolling, gaming, and other "what the dog doin" shenagnnigans. do not say this to william he will go psycho i guess
also stylized as "gng"

"what the dog doin what you know about rollin down ithe deep femboy lol gay gay penis (sal does fart things)"
'ayo imma go to bed"
"gng"
"goodnight gaming"

by sussarbakar June 6, 2021