Goodnight Dick

When you poke your dick into a vagina at the end of a date

Jack gave Ellie a goodnight dick after the date and they ended up in bed the next morning with only underwear on.

by DickGirl January 7, 2020

kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

goodnight jerk

When you want someone you love to know you are slightly annoyed at them before you go to sleep. It isn't meant in a harsh or bitting manner

"Goodnight" said Amy,

"Goodnight jerk" replied Rj

by Jasonmrazsongz January 23, 2016

Goodnight remorse

When you say goodnight to someone via text and they text you at the same exact time with something to talk about. Your willing to stay up a little bit later to hear the story but they won't tell you because you've already said goodnight

I had texted goodnight to her and she texted me at the same time about something really interesting. I tried to talk about it but she kept saying we can talk about it tomorrow no matter how much I insisted. Instant goodnight remorse

by inspectah gadget September 24, 2021

Thank You and Goodnight

A song that the pilot vas of Hazbin Hotel sang that made fans cry

Person 1: what’s your favorite song the pilot voice actors sang?
Person 2: definitely ‘Thank You and Goodnight’

by Addicted to the Poison⭐️ January 20, 2024

goodnight

a person who is stupid and have the name john

He’s such a goodnight

by cockksjsjs December 23, 2020

Goodnight

Goodnight is another way of saying “I love you” in a secret way

Person 1- Goodnight <3
Person 2- gn

by isabel12 December 10, 2021