To furiously beat your penis off.
by GoblinGripper January 18, 2016
An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)
This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.
by Britmanda April 10, 2010
Another word for a Mexican would be 'Taco Goblin'
by asop March 22, 2018
The toe goblin is a goblin that waits for your unsuspecting feet to wander off the bed while you are asleep, but if someone tells the toe goblin to stay away before you sleep, you are safe
by Bummely bum September 07, 2020
A nerd (especially one into sci-fi shows and science) who is always horny and regularly masturbates.
Emma: "Why isn't Bobby replying?"
Lili: "He's probably revising or wanking!"
*some time later*
Bobby: "Both :)"
Lili: "You're such a sex goblin"
Lili: "He's probably revising or wanking!"
*some time later*
Bobby: "Both :)"
Lili: "You're such a sex goblin"
by Mr. Bob Ross December 16, 2021
Somebody who eats mustard with a variety of different foodstuffs. Usually in a snickering or eerily way.
Hey Jeff got some pretzels!
Jeff can we grab some?
Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.
Jeff can we have some pretzels please?
Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.
Jeff can we grab some?
Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.
Jeff can we have some pretzels please?
Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.
by Sports kid October 31, 2011
Guy 1: Hey, did you like the green goblin in that film the other day?
Guy 2: No, but I got a really itchy groin goblin in those bad cinema seats.
Guy 2: No, but I got a really itchy groin goblin in those bad cinema seats.
by aiiskoplusaiist August 18, 2010