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Giovanni

IT person for Financial Aid.. Writes checks his ass can’t cash. Has ego the size of Montana. Dreams of driving a Pinto.
I hate that Giovanni, and his pinto.
by Alondo October 18, 2008
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Natalia Giovanni

An old soul. A goof-ball. Somewhat obsessive over the things she loves, however she will make the best mum. Plays many instruments, and desires knowledge. Not afraid to lean over the edge. Loves to travel. Not a bad body.😉 Only time will tell who she will grow into. I'm sure you won't want to miss out. The thing you really need to know... Her heart is too big for her own good. Passion. Music. Art. Family. Hope.
Natalia Giovanni is what you make of her.
by 0ld Soul August 13, 2017
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Giovanni

very stupid and ugly will never get a firlfriend has long hair and brown eyes
eww nitd giovanni
by BOBthe killer October 23, 2020
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Giovanni

The best guy ever he’s cute funny and short he will always care for u no matter what he is so nice
Ahhh I love Giovanni
by Teehee2006 September 25, 2020
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Giovanni Vega

A pathetic indoor-dwelling being who watches DVDs that he has purchased 10+ times. He is a 18 year old Peruvian expatriot who now makes up for 55% of Taco Bells sales nationwide. He likes to grow out his little goatee to make himself to look older than 13. He is about 5'0" weighing in at a "Whoppering" 160 lbs. He enjoys consuming cheesy goods including but not limited to cheese, quesadillas, cheesy pancakes, cheeseburger, Crisco, cheesy cheesy, cheese in a can, etc. He recently claimed he would work out to prove to the world he wasnt a degenerate pocket of fat. However following his statement he he proceeded to roll around in a pile of donkey shit. Gio my amigo quit life!
A recent text message I sent to Giovanni Vega
"Your tits are mine nachito. You are fast for a cheese weasle.
by NachyNachNachieNach August 21, 2008
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Giovanni

A strong man, he will always be there to make you feel worse about yourself.
Bob:So my girlfriend said she loves me.
Billy:Cool!
Giovanni:Yah she was actually lying.
Bob:Oh
Billy:MY LIFE IS A LIE
by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 5, 2019
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Giovannini

a cute girl with many talents and a wonderful smile. always fun to be around.
that Giovannini is so much fun!
by goodluck August 23, 2009
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