Gisper

The ultimate creature of habit.

Person 1 : is gisper here yet?
Person 2 : uhhh
Gisper : gisper
Person 1 : hi gisper!
Gisper : gisper

by Gh0styFr13nd May 21, 2023

Daddy Gilbert

The sexiest hottest motherfucker on the planet they let you sit on their lap and are really hot

Wow daddy Gilbert is hot af I’m going to go sit on her lap.

by Carpoolsyndrom November 6, 2019

Ethan Gilbert

Says very shitty jokes randomly

Ethan Gilbert shut the fuck up with those dumb ass jokes

by Tomura May 12, 2022

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

A 1993 film starring Johnny Depp that gave us two key concepts in life:
1.) Reasons for not getting fat.
B.) The boredom and malcontent most young adults feel between the ages of 18 and 24.

In "What's Eating Gilbert Grape," Gilbert (Johnny Depp) displays the extreme boredom of life one can find living in a post high school world in the rural Midwest.

by elramses May 29, 2008

Gilbert

Gilbert is usually a last name of someone with a very large penis between 8 and 9 inches. Who also is a true lover and good with the ladies.

I really want to meet a Gilbert.

by Truthspeaker4798 April 23, 2017

The Gilbert School

Located in Winsted, CT, The Gilbert School was founded by William L. Gilbert. Was at one point a private school, as Mr. Gilbert left a will that contained a clause stating that people who attended St. Joseph's School would not be accepted to his high school. This prompted the local church to rename the school to St. Anthony's School (aka, St. Tony's Prison).

While the Gilbert website says that they provide "outstanding educational opportunities" for students, the alumni of the school would beg to differ. Gilbert has become a very poorly managed school, with a focus leaning more towards sports than education. Students are rarely encouraged to work to their fullest potential, and some of the faculty could care less of them.

I graduated from The Gilbert School and all I got was this lousy diploma.

by Tony Yakiniku April 23, 2005

Gilfer

Gilfer is someone who fucks grandmas.
goes along with gilf

That creep over there fucked your grandmother, hes such a gilfer.

by notlucky August 10, 2009