Freezer Gnome

A particularly unique and tricky breed of the gnome family. These little bastards hide in the victims freezer, and are know to move food around, creating the highest level of frustration when attempting to locate dinner. While extremely rare to spot one, if you do get the chance, proceed with caution. Freezer Gnomes are known to give off a distinct "hissing" sound when threatened, and it's scary as hell.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.

I would have made dinner an hour ago, but the damn Freezer Gnome keeps hissing at me. Maybe YOU could reach in there and grab the ground beef.......?

by Thexthy March 25, 2013

nigga gnome

Nigga gnome, the shit you see at yo aunt's crib.

Wtf that bitch doing with a nigga gnome.

by Nothin to say December 17, 2018

Dirty Gnome

A person who is often maligned for being something that they are not, usually referred in the context of being filthy, scruffy, disorganised, with alleged underhand tactics.

Occasionally used in a competitive setting to express the pressure a person feels
Guy 1: An Archery Champion: “That Archer is a Dirty Gnome”

Used to explain why something unexplainable has happen to them
Guy 2 Xarett: It must have been down to the Dirty Gnome.

Often used by others to explain away their failings and incorrectly proportion blame
Guy 3 Dimitry: “I missed. It must have been because of the Dirty Gnome”

Used when you are not sure if the advice you received is helpful or designed to be off putting
Guy2: “Was that the Dirty Gnome's idea?

by Charles3rd October 23, 2019

70% Geometry Dash

When your playing Geometry Dash and your about to die at 69% but you miss and die at 70%. You can no longer die at 69% to show everyone and get top comment.

Person 1: *dies at 70% Geometry Dash*
Person 1: i ded at 70% am sad :(
Person 2: F
Everyone else: F

by MemesAreMyLife May 27, 2020

gnome face

A face you make when you've smelled some freshly rolled grass.

Ma$e was making his gnome face during the Big Boy Record party.

by Jeff Faust May 15, 2007

Cock Gnome

a girl who lives in you closet and gives you head on command

hey guys do u wanna see my cock gnome? whats that. *claps twice* brittany then scurries out of the closet on all 4's like smeagle and swallows his cock like a jew who just got released from a concentration camp and is eating sausage. when she finished she quickly scurried back to the closet.

by apple 3.14 January 6, 2009

Burying the Gnome

"Burying the Gnome": The insertion (Burying) of a single testicle in either the front yard (vagina) or back yard (ass) of a woman, by grasping one nut in your hand, so that there is no loose skin around it, and forcing it into the chosen orifice. (Lube may be necessary)

Ron met Lisa at a Barry Manilow concert, and within thirty minutes, he was Burying the Gnome in her back yard, behind the Port O' Potties.

by J and Chuck January 11, 2009