Geyser

The skin around your butthole. The geyser is to the butthole what the areola is to the nipple.

I havent showered in a week my geyser is itchy.

by Gabey baby May 18, 2014

Female Geyser

The action of emptying your semen into a females mouth, and then quickly grabbing a bottle of Pepsi and pouring some in her mouth, then shaking her head, making her look much like a spewing geyser.

"She had just finished cleaning her room, so I busted a Female Geyser on her, and there was Pepsi-Nut everywhere."

by John Boy December 23, 2003

Geyser

A bloke who's a bit hard and thinks he's the dogs bollox.

That geyser just pinched my birds arse.

by B January 22, 2004

teddy geiger

Perfect example of what is wrong with today's music scene. It seems that all these shitty musicians like Teddy Geiger and James Blunt are on top, while real musicians like Yngwie Malmsteen and such fail to achieve mainstream success. This of course is probably due to their fans who are just as pathetic themselves (dumb chicks who think these guys are hot or stupid guys who think they're good) Either way Teddy Geiger sucks and is almost as crappy as his music. It's sad that these losers are on top of the world. Any fan of his doesn't know shit about music and shouldn't even be allowed to touch a guitar. Fact is Teddy Geiger sucks and Malmsteen, Vai, or even Satriani, all could tear him a new ass in their sleep.

Guy 1- "Like omg dude look at Teddy Geiger playing 'For You I Will' he's so cool man."
Guy 2- "Uhh dude Teddy Geiger isn't that great his music is shit compared to others..."
Guy 1-"Shut up man, he's better than your Malmsteen and Led Zeppelin!"
Guy 2-*sigh*

by Geiger_sucks July 3, 2006

geier

One who always complains and asks for the homework due in three minutes. Geiers aren't all that bad though, they're ones you should keep close.

Caitlin: "She must be a Geier! She always asks for my work!"
Alison: "That's the only reason why she speaks to you though."

by missbadbitch June 11, 2018

Geiger Counter

Telling your friends you're on your way but showing up an hour later.

I'm so starving where is Joey Buttafuoco? I dunno he said he was on his way. He must be operating on Geiger Counter time.

by EROYAL December 31, 2011

Yosemite Geyser Shit

When a guy/gal drops a load with the magnitude of "2 Girls, 1 Cup," causing the the shitter to elevate off the ground, looking similar to the Old Faithful geyser of Yosemite National Park.

Chad: Yo man, did you hear about the Yosemite Geyser Shit Steve unloaded on his girl?
Brad: NO WAY MAN! how much air did he get?
Chad: He tapped the ceiling tiles, that's all I can say my man...
Brad: Good Old Faithful right there...

by Chad Bro Chill January 5, 2008