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Geelong

A small town in Victoria known for an Australian Rules Football Club whose moniker arose from a black cat that apparently brought the team some luck in the 1920's.

The town is also famous for its 'bogans', though these populate the towns north - an area closest to the Bogan Capital of Melbourne. The central suburbs of Geelong are highly affluent and characterised by families who send their children to over-priced schools such as Geelong Grammar and Geelong College. Everyone one else in Geelong is Catholic; their children attending single-sex schools such as St Joseph's and St Mary's.

The town is considered a 'great place to bring up children'. This is another way of saying that parents in the town feel they don't have to worry too much about their children in such a 'safe town'. This wonderful myth and parental apathy extends into the child's adolescence, where the 'youth' of Geelong are free to run wild and experiment heavily. Interesting sub-cultures are often created in the process, before the late-adolescent Geelong person is old enough to leave the town (usually as soon as possible) for a real city.

Those who escape the town usually have a wonderful sense of humour, become incredibly successful, and feel a continuing sense of empathy toward black cats and the Geelong Football Club. They also become over-protective parents.
Various Australian Prime Ministers, Various Geelong Australian Musicians, Various Australian Artists, MANY Australian Geelong Footballers.
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Gees is the Afrikaans (South Africa) word for 'spirit' or 'motivation.' Pronounced using the rolling G sound common with many other South African words.
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1. To make fun of someone.
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meaning really sick or raw. often used as a compliment of someone or something.
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Socially inept, geek-like; a dweed or a nerd, especially if unattractive
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Someone who is addicted to and sexually attracted to geeks
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