Germ

A derogatory term for Germans implying that they're a germ, staining this world.

"Ew, is that a Germ?"

by DariusFigglehorn November 5, 2023

Germ

A green hoe that might have an std

“Ew bitch stop talkin to me you a germ”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

Germ martyr

Someone who shows up to work as a sacrifice while sick but shared his sickness with everyone else

David is being a germ martyr today but it’s only going to make us all sick AF

by Kittykiacz December 12, 2018

It's Germ-x

A way to inform someone that a liquid on a table is just hand sanitizer. (Not to be confused with the phrase "you're an idiot")

A pregnant woman offers someone a towel to clean up " whatever is on the table." Someone else harmlessly replies: "It's Germ-x," and then gets sent to vice principal's office, where he is then sent to ISD for the rest of the day.

by Innocence. February 15, 2019

Germs on you

When your friend is sick and they jokingly want to give you their sickness.

Lily: *touches Katie* "Germs on you!!"
Katie: "Oi Lily!!"

by brooklynlikespizza April 25, 2022

a Germ-X Percent

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”

I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.

by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022

Germ

An inconveniencing person.

"People be on some weird shit out here... You just got to stick to yourself."

"Nah, I feel it, people be germs sometimes."

by SlangThang8 November 15, 2022