Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people

"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"

by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021

Gaylord

Someone who is funny and very gay

Look at Marshall, he's acting like a gaylord.

by Cooliousus January 30, 2020

Gaylord

A way to pass off uncomfortable displays of affection between two people

"you know I think I love you"
"Christ you're such a Gaylord"

by Mushyman February 27, 2020

Gaylord

To ask for a cup of tea in a middle class setting. when asked for a cup of tea preferring none standard English blend, to bring the word Gay and lord Back into a domestic setting, Gay being an upbeat and fun time.

hoist :Can I get you refreshments, guest would it be possible to have a gaylord, hoist what's that ? Guest: RooiBus .

by ParnyW June 28, 2022

Gaylord Tate

hottest person ever (not u)

"hey look its gaylord tate!"

"i wish i was him :( maybe id actually pull"

by shartzalot69 October 18, 2022

gaylord

a mother fucking hot sexy black like really black n word with a fabulous bbc.

oh my he has a bbc.*falls in love* must be a gaylord

by harderstepbrojohnny April 20, 2022

Gaylord II

1. A high bar move in gymnastics invented by Olympic Athlete, Mitch Gaylord.

2. When you go on an ATV ride with another man. Preferably, one person drives while on the lap of the other.

1. John performed a very impressive Gaylord II in tonight's competition.

2. John and I are going to Gaylord II over to my house.

by Mitch Gaylord February 9, 2022