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Gateway Conspiracy Theory

Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
Typically a conspiracy that does less harm than the other theories.
It often leads to more dangerous conspiracy theories.
Hence the term " gateway"
E.G: flerfers or flat-earthers theory could be less dangerous than say, a theory that the the elites are out to destroy us all, as it USUALLY has no real-life consequence.
Whereas a conspiracy theory that states the elites are out to destroy us all can lead upto and include death by suicide, paranoia, etc.
Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
That bloke that topped himself used to just be into #GatewayConspiracyTheories, flat earth, etc.
Then he went onto the hard stuff, like the elites want to kill us all.
by Daniel00 December 31, 2023
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Heaven’s Gateway

The combination of caffeine, nicotine, ethanol, and THC. A heavenly pairing of all of your typical gateway drugs, hence the name.
What’s up bro? How you doin?
“Man, I am absolutely chilling off the Heaven’s Gateway.”
by Schlawngo February 16, 2023
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Gateway Law

Any law so ridiculous that it causes a person to ignore it, making it easier for that individual to break other laws, often escalating the significance of their crimes. Generally creating a lifelong criminal.
I wish our lawmakers would take positions more seriously and stop passing gateway laws to score political points, it just leads to disregard for all laws.
by Randomly Assigned March 3, 2023
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Gateway SOG

An activity that is related to what you should be studying, but opens the door dangerously to full blown SOG activities.
What we should be learning this hour:
- Fumdamentals of aerodynamics

"Ooh Smarter Everyday uploaded a video explaining laminar flow, that's exactly what I need right now"

"Know what you're getting into, sounds like a classical gateway SOG. Youtube recommendations have a way of sucking you in"

What we actually learned this hour:
- There is this parody nobel prize, the IG nobel prize
- It is awesome
- The wheel has been patented in 2001
- France tested atomic bombs on the 50th anniversary of Hiroshima
- Pigeons can discriminate Picasso paintings from Monet
- The therapeutic benefits of playing Didgeridoo
- Cats are both a solid and a liquid
- How to add new definitions to Urban Dictionary
by KampfSchnebenundflertzig January 27, 2019
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Gateway

Gateway- a modern slang term for a place where two entities meet usually from different countries to unite in Platonic relations.
You lets go on a gateway to Maimi.
by YoBabushkaCooking_a_meal January 15, 2021
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gateway cereal

A slightly sweet cereal that leads you into eating other, sweeter, cereals.
"It has been established that Honey Nut Cheerios is a gateway cereal that often leads to Lucky Charms and Cinnamon Toast Crunch." - From Adult Swim: America Loves Lists: Hemptastic
by chofero November 3, 2010
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Mothers Gateway

A generally nicer way of calling someone a cunt or in referance to the vaginal entrance.
Oi you MOTHERS GATEWAY get off my fucking grass!!!
by Mitta Tang December 9, 2008
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