gar-jaculation

The unrestrainable sense of excessive excitement that arises with the prospect of receiving free cigars.

When he told me I had a free cigar coming to me, I had a gar-jaculation!

by thinkinman February 7, 2018

GAR

The best clone army group on ROBLOX. www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=3007326

Damn..that group's a GAR.

by kingmerc23 January 25, 2017

cum gar

a jar of cum. cum gar. typically said by people with low blood sugar or sleep deprived people. CUM GAR !!! CUM GAR!!!

it describes a jar of cum that contains all of the semen that could have possibly cured the disease called My Big Fat Cake Is Too Big For These Pants

or it can just be to spice up a situation

Person 1: wow i’m so bored i wonder what this situation needs right now

Person 2: HAHA CUM GAR

person 1: HAHAAAAHAAHHAHAA

person 2: HAHAHAHAHHA

by littlepeebottle December 8, 2020

Gar

Gar ~ Is a shortened version of the term Gay-Retard commonly used as an insult in text conversations upon the youth.

Jeremy: ‘Robbie you’re so gar!’
Robbie: ‘oh ok 😔’

by unknowncheezy December 15, 2020

Gar

Gar has various meanings but most commonly used as an insult meaning gay retard.

Many people between ages of 12-14 use this word to insult people through the use of text messages.

Hey Stanley you know max he’s gar

by Distinguished December 15, 2020

GAR effect

When you consistently buy the top. Buy high, sell low.

I have the GAR effect. I GAR'd that last trade.

by betyouGAR March 1, 2021

GAR

Greasy anal residue. When mucus and shit leak out your ass and creating a disgusting, slimy feeling between your cheeks.

I asked my co worker for some baby wipes cause that taco gave me nasty gar.

by Kawaiibitch420 March 5, 2021