Gareth

Gareth also known as Gayeth, is a sassy individual that just loves being sassy. When not being sassy, Gareth's like to play the trumpet and spend time with his ladies at ladies night, his quick witted comments and insightful input make him a hit with the ladies, although often not in the way he was hoping, his sassiness often means he's miss understood.

"Hay who's that sassy guy with your friend"

"Ohhhh thats Just Gareth"

by Geek Chic November 26, 2013

Garth

"An amazing person that will always be there for you no matter what, through thick and thin. He's a great friend to be around with, just make sure to break a computer to cheer him up. Garth will always be true to what he says, as you get closer to him, he is sweet, funny, cute, and loyal."

Garth: *kicks volleyball*

by turtles and rawrs July 27, 2016

garth vadering

The sexual sound of deep breathing while sucking a moose knuckle.

The garth vadering was louder than a sloth having an orgasm.

by #ViolentSex January 10, 2015

Gareth Southgate

Absolute twat that played saka in a penalty shootout

“Have you seen Gareth Southgate?”
“No he disappeared after the Euro finals”

by JakeTheBeast6000 July 11, 2021

Gareth

To "Gareth"

The act of bailing on an action, event or person.

Derived from the Welsh footballer Gareth "Bale"

Effectively another word for "bail"

Example 1

Guy 1 - "Yeah nobodies going Steve's anymore"

Guy 2 - "Gareth?"

Guy 1 - "Yeah, screw this I'm Garething"

Example 2

Guy 1 - "Shit man, its the Police"

Guy 2 - "Fuck this, Gareth! Gareth!"

by YouBigGareth April 14, 2013

Gareth Wakeman

A King of Kings. The greatest person to ever exist. No one can match his charisma, good looks, and skill.

With the hatered of mankind, this evil king has no problem killing all those who stand in his way. When people die they finally understand the meaning of life which is to love and honor King Gareth Wakeman.

King Gareth Wakeman is the one and only God.

by Gordon Black February 5, 2010

Garth Brooks

A common slang term for ones porn collection. So called because it represents the perfect (electronic) hiding place for such material due to the low probability of anyone actually wanting to open such a folder.

Dude, I was totally busted, the only flaw in my plan was having a girlfriend who actually liked Garth Brooks.

by aussie_trevor May 19, 2009