gaping towel

Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!
by Ktin665 May 11, 2011
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Dirty gape

Being beat in a race Realy bad
Im about to lay a Dirty gape on a 850 with my mach 1 700 tbh
by peterdyck December 25, 2021
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Gaping Chad

Primarily used to describe men who Bring top energy but effectively are Bottoms. Ex. ShiaBun
ShiaBun often comes off as a Gaping Chad whilst Streaming
by SM132 September 23, 2023
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Gape Stool

When a person gapes another person's asshole and defecates into the gaped asshole while sitting on top of the person using the person as a stool.
Hey Karbo, I heard you were Toby's gape stool yesterday?
by ManWithNoSoul April 13, 2017
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gape keeper

Someone who pretends to protect secrets while secretly giving the information to everyone, and in that sense, standing blocking a gaping doorway that can easily be seen through or entered.
Bro, she's a gape keeper. You know she told everyone that I got AIDS, Gonorrhea and crabs from Mellisa's hairy asshole. And she won't even admit it was her!!!
by Peeeny October 14, 2019
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Dirty gaped

The act of getting beat bad in a race.
Damn, that mach 1 700 Dirty gaped his side ways winder tbh
by peterdyck December 25, 2021
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gaping vortex

Gaping Vortex is when you’re sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesn’t close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.
I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And that’s why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?
by Saturated Ectoplasm January 22, 2021
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