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saggy gammon

A girl with a very saggy vagina
Yeah man i went to fuck taylorlast night and she had a saggy gammon
by pompomshakka November 13, 2014
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Gammon

Gammon is a term best used to describe white liberal men who spend most of their days ranting angrily on Twitter about people slightly right of them or about people who voted for Brexit.

Takes its name from the pork product that is pinkish-red and salty which perfectly describes the faces of these men.
Gammon will often use the term against people who voted for Brexit, often accusing leavers of being racists and xenophobes, meanwhile they march in Labour rallies that are majority white and middle aged while supporting Corbyn, a red faced old white antisemite.

Recognising irony clearly isn't in a Gammon's nature.

Many no doubt will still seek to replace this definition about how it doesn't apply to them, unable to recognise that they are similar to those that they dislike so much.
by YuLin September 23, 2018
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Gasmonkey

A person or child who starts off seeming okay, but then turns into an annoying asshole.
"Hey, I unfriended Mouse."

"Him? He was a total gasmonkey."
by cyndasaur July 7, 2014
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Gamsin

A gamsin is any male body part or appendage. It makes reference - in particular - to the nut sack, gooch, grundel, taint and wang. However, gamsin is a dynamic word. It can be used in any situation to express a certain frustration with one's environment.
Conventional usage: "That girl was fucking crazy, first she slobbered all over my gamsin, then she turned me over and sucked my gamsin!"

Abstract Usage- "Stop being such a gamsin."
by Fan Fan (the candyman) November 8, 2007
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gammon and spinach

A phrase used by Mr Jorkin in Alastair's Sim's version of Scrooge: A Christmas Carol and I think it means no harm done
It's alright lad, gammon and spinach......
by MJJJ5 December 6, 2013
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Gasmoney

When you're fueling up your car and someone will come up to you and ask if they can have sex with you for the duration that you are fueling your car. If you say yes they will pay the money needed to pay for the gas.
Hey, do you want to gasmoney?

hey I saw you gasmoneying last night
by poobahminus February 17, 2018
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Gammon

Secret code name for all minorities (the dark race) , so people can speak about them without them knowing.
Jordin: Hey Dean these gammons' make the lab smell like hair food!
Dean: *hehehe* Yeah..........and their bekke stink like kak,but their teeth are white though (confused).
by FuckFace2000 October 16, 2014
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