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gout'em

1. To be stricken by every minorities worst nightmare, better known as The Gout, leading to being bed-ridden and not able to do activities such as basketball, walking, driving, etc.

2. Gout: Condition characterized by abnormally elevated levels of uric acid in the blood, recurring attacks of joint inflammation (arthritis), deposits of hard lumps of uric acid in and around the joints, and decreased kidney function and kidney stones. Uric acid is a breakdown product of purines, that are part of many foods we eat. The tendency to develop gout and elevated blood uric acid level (hyperuricemia) is often inherited and can be promoted by obesity, weight gain, alcohol intake, high blood pressure, abnormal kidney function, and drugs. The most reliable diagnostic test for gout is the identification of crystals in joints, body fluids and tissues.

3. Gotem is primarily used as an interjection.
Hanz: You hear about how Mr. 48 couldn't play in the game due to his gouty arthritis in his big toe?

Ron: Ya that dude's been in his room on med's for the past week!

Hanz: Haha F his life!

Ron: Ya, "Gout'em"!
by real_rodsizzler November 12, 2009
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Greutter

Austrian slang for a person who is engaged in several senseless activities including laser-tag,beerpong,paintball and all videogames imaginable.

Moreover, it is typical of a standard greutter to frequently consume vast amounts of alcohol - mainly rum+coke -.

He's kind of cool actually.
A: Did you see that drunk guy over there peeing on that girls' bike, which he just crashed?

B: OMG, wtf! Srsly, he is like the coolest guy I have eeeever seen.

C: Calm down, it's Greutter.

A: Arrr, right....classic!
by Knifey-Spoony May 11, 2010
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Grotexqte

Grotexqte (gro-text) - n. When someone tries to dirty text you it's just not working because 1. They suck at dirty texting; 2. It's from someone you don't want a to get dirty text from; or 3. Their dirty texting is grotesque.
"I wanna suck on your toes baby." "Eww, she just sent me this text and it's grotesque!" "Dude, that's not grotesque, that's Grotexqte."
by J-Dash October 9, 2012
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grotbeast

Someone who rarely washes
That guy is a proper grotbeast
by thw88 December 7, 2015
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Goutitude

Grumpines caused by the effects of gout...
"Hes not happy because he's got goutitude"
by Weirdos Bar October 21, 2018
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grot spot

A particularly unpleasant and abused public area that is covered in litter and other unpalatable human mess.
The training ground behind the beach is the area’s grot spot - full of druggie litter and washed in sea waste.
by King Crumb & Stains November 10, 2020
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Goruto Takatora

Goruto Takatora is just a man who, not only is a fusion of the names “Goku” and “Naruto” but also has the last name “Takatora” which have two meanings for 2 words.

Taka is Hawk in Japanese. Same for Tora, which is Tiger. The guy’s last name literally means “Hawktiger”. Kinda badass, huh?

If you meet this man with that name, chances are, he will be very open to being your friend! He’s rarely busy, if he is, he’ll say so or let you know in advance. He likes to make weird noises and have strange phrases in his vocabulary. So be mindful of that. He will talk about everything and anything, the guy is a talking machine! He cares for anyone he calls a friend, and will not hesitate to defend your name if someone were to talk behind your back. He’s usually happy-go lucky and cheerful when he’s with his friends, every now and then, he will probably confide in you, with a secret or talk about a serious topic once he trusts you enough. He’s known to be quite the Giga Chad as well. But will always respect women and their choices. No, seriously, he does. He is a eccentric pervert, but obviously won’t be into any gross or illegal things. A vanilla perv, if you will.
Oh, Goruto Takatora? Yeah, he’s quite the muhfucka!
by GorutoDBZ September 20, 2021
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