A girl who is considered quirky or cringy. Typically consisting of a loner type that’s interests are uncommon. This rare type of woman generally has a mythical “grip” in there coochie. Hence the name “Grip Reaper” a play on words of grim reaper.
by BeefCakeFarts December 2, 2022
Get the Grip Reaper mug.Apple's way of suckering iPhone 4 customers for more money. The grip of death refers to the iPhone 4 antenna, which was inconveniently placed right where one would normally have their pinky finger when holding a phone. Touching the antenna causes the iPhone to have extremely poor reception.
This made it necessary for people to buy iPhone cases if they wished to use their iPhones as an actual phone. Steve Jobs once raffled off an iPhone case, almost as if he'd made the grip of death on purpose.
This made it necessary for people to buy iPhone cases if they wished to use their iPhones as an actual phone. Steve Jobs once raffled off an iPhone case, almost as if he'd made the grip of death on purpose.
customer: Damn, the reception on my iPhone 4 sucks!
Apple employee: Oh, that's caused by the grip of death. You can solve the problem by buying one of our iPhone cases. There are a lot to choose from! Take a look!
customer: Why the hell should I have to buy an accessory to make my phone work properly?
Apple employee: Oh, that's caused by the grip of death. You can solve the problem by buying one of our iPhone cases. There are a lot to choose from! Take a look!
customer: Why the hell should I have to buy an accessory to make my phone work properly?
by xldr August 11, 2010
Get the grip of death mug.A public appearance by a politician or other celebrity in which the celebrity shakes hands or talks briefly with members of the public, preferably while being photographed doing so.
by Claremonitor July 20, 2009
Get the grip-n-grin mug.In forward facing intercourse, adopting cowgirl position, when the ridden gentleman reaches round to squeeze the lady’s buttocks and as they are held and slightly parted she emits (voluntarily or involuntarily) wind.
by Fiona BR November 17, 2022
Get the Grip ‘n Growl mug.Yesterday I had to Grip and Grunt my way through dropping the kids off at the pool... thank god the sink is right by the toilet.
by MrZero July 11, 2009
Get the Grip and Grunt mug.by ekirts June 30, 2022
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Etymology: American English colloquialism used by very young people trying to be cool.
Date: Late 1970s through the early 1980s
An expression used in disgust, annoyance, or wit to tell somebody to gab your penius and give one a hand job. Almost as universal as shit and fuck, but fell into disuse as quickly as it appeared.
Etymology: American English colloquialism used by very young people trying to be cool.
Date: Late 1970s through the early 1980s
An expression used in disgust, annoyance, or wit to tell somebody to gab your penius and give one a hand job. Almost as universal as shit and fuck, but fell into disuse as quickly as it appeared.
by bolillo loco December 25, 2009
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