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Ganja Grinch 

A more specific type of grinch relative to the recreational smoking of marijuana. They are defined as a friend who brings over his/her marijuana to share with yours but, often put down an extremely smaller amount than what you do to smoke.
Trisha is such a Ganja Grinch. Every time we both put down some weed to roll into a blunt, she puts down this tiny little nugget thats about the size of my pinky nail.
Ganja Grinch by Caffeine February 26, 2004

How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.
I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity
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Wiener Grinch

Used interchangeably with "cock block". A person, or the act of someone rejecting another person's pursuit to have sex.
Friend: "Hey, did you hook up with that chick last night?"
You: "No! My mom walked in the room and totally wiener grinched me"
Wiener Grinch by Townsley November 24, 2011

El Grinch 

Despite the video not being in Spanish, this porno is titled "El Grinch", and involves a much matured Cindy Lou Who getting banged on a couch on Christmas eve by non other than the three sizes too small, never showering asshole: the Grinch. What's more sickening about this is the fact that the acting is god awful, the dude doesn't even sound like the Grinch, and it's easy to tell that it's just some lucky douche bag with an 8 incher, given that his entire penis and several spots of skin aren't even painted green... I don't know what's worse: the actor who plays the Grinch breaking character to groan like a donkey, or the fact that he says the line, "Show them your butthole, AHHH!" to Cindy Lou. Truly fucking sick... Watch at your own discretion.
"I was bored so I went on Pornhub and searched up 'Grinch' last night, and dude, who fucks the Grinch?"

"There's this video called 'El Grinch'. He was all like, 'Show them your butthole, AHHH!'"
El Grinch by hihunter777 February 25, 2019

13 Inch Grinch 

It was a cold Christmas night and I went out to wee. so I took out my wiener and let is wee. but then I felt a tender grip. I screamed and shouted as the grinch sucked my dick. he fucked me hard as hard as he could with his long long tender wood. I will always regret that midnight wizz but no one will here me shout for my mouth is filled with jizz. This is the legend of the 13 Inch Grinch.
Man, you look like the 13 Inch Grinch met with you last night!
13 Inch Grinch by Fat Moon March 9, 2018

sex grinch 

A person withholding sex from a deserving recipient.
Girl: Not tonight, I'm tired and *insert other excuses*
Guy: You're such a sex grinch.
sex grinch by FlamingGuts March 15, 2010

one inch grinch 

dude: suck my big cock
girl: what the fuck dats a one inch grinch
one inch grinch by emi March 13, 2004