The Graveyard

The act of having sexual contact and the male jizzing into his own bellybutton. The women then licks the cum out of the mans bellybutton and spits it back on the mans face.

Kyle: Yo wtf Ashley was so weird last night
Chad: Why what did she do?
Kyle: She did the graveyard on me bro
Chad: fucking nasty bro

by Juicy Jew42 May 16, 2019

Tesla Graveyard

where Elmo’s shitty cars go to die

Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country

by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025

Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)

Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.

by RL91 July 4, 2022

graveyard gecko

Someone who hangs around in graveyards in order to obtain a widow of the dead to sleep with

Mike was telling me a story about how he slept with a graveyard gecko he met in the cemetery

by Graveyard_gecko January 18, 2023

Desktop graveyard

When you stack toilet paper neatly on your desk's top surface.

"1: WELCOME.
2: Clean up your desktop graveyard man, that's nasty.
1: ALRIGHT."

by slacketstew December 8, 2019

frozen graveyard

when a girl sticks a popsicle up her hoo-ha and then has sex with a frozen vagina.

i told her to stick a popsicle in there before i banged her. frozen graveyard!

by foxx red February 24, 2015

Graveyard Legs

To lose one’s manhood when entering between a females knees who is nothing more than a good time sally, or for the embryo of egg fertilization not to survive more than a week after creation because the womb of the woman is not fit to bare children.

Graveyard legs defined:
Her: I really want to try to a child.
Me: (knowing she’s had 3 miscarriages and 2 abortions) alright graveyard knees, let’s get passt dinner, and we’ll talk about it.

by Grimsteezy November 4, 2022