Grates my cheese

a phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike.

"That REALLY grates my cheese!"

by !DiscoxBitch August 17, 2007

Gateway Gay

The innocuous, straight-seeming gay friend that you can introduce to homophobic people. A 'starter' gay.

Ken is the perfect gateway gay to bring over for Thanksgiving - he can bro out with my homophobic grandfather over football and car engines but he'll still make sure to mention that he's gay near the end of the evening. Can't wait for that moment.

by Amanda Boekelheide December 22, 2007

enemy's gate

The area in an enemy's area or compound that must be infiltrated in order for victory to be achieved.

Derived from the book ender's game, where passing through the enemy's gate was the official victory ritual. Ender taught his army to orient themselves so that the enemy's gate was down.

1) Head over to the enemy's gate and capture their flag.
2) Remember, the enemy's gate is down.

by Shadow DelaSangre March 6, 2007

glaze goatee

the residue left on one's face after performing a nice sloppy job of cunnilingus. The "glaze" would be all across and above the upper lip, down the edges of the mouth and completely covering the whole front of the chin.

After Delilah had her orgasm, Fred lifted his mouth from between her legs. She raised her head from the pillow and saw he was grinning at her. She smiled with satisfaction and found it quite charming how his glaze goatee glistened in the candlelight.

by theinstigator December 30, 2013

gatecrasher

A gatecrasher is a person or people the come to somebody's party unannounced and walk/force their way in, alot of the time if in a large group trash the persons home and steal things.
 
'Gatecrasher' though is also one of the best raves of all time with wicked laser shows.

"Yo, wanna go gatecrash that rich kids party?"
"Yeh, fo sho, we can steal us some bling bling while we there!"
 
"How good was gatecrasher man? It was way better than last years one"
"One of those lasers got me in the eye man, I can't see shit!"

by Matt[O] September 24, 2005

you look like a cow looking at a new gate

a look of lost bewilderment.

Jack: What are you looking at over there Jill? You just keep popping your head up over your cubicle staring into space..

Jill: huh?

Jack: You look like a cow looking at a new gate.

by cory enderby October 6, 2006

Goateehawk

A majestic Mohawk accompanied by a gratuitous goatee.

Dude, Adam's Goateehawk was awesome.

by SonOfAbe719 October 15, 2011