Government 

A bunch of lizard people who are trying to control us.

A: Who are you voting into office?
B: *Gasp* You believe in the government?

Government by HelpImHeldCaptiveByACrazyMan September 18, 2021

Government 

A sick and twisted group of people that make School mandatory and removed Lolis

My opinions:

Lolis:

It’s not that lolicon should be legal it’s that it HAS to be legal. The government (or whoever is behind banning Lolis) ruined the best part of hentai. Hentai is nothing without lolis. My reason givin is that yes child pornography should be illegal but lolis are different. Lolis are animated characters and not real people. Lolis didn’t do ANYTHING wrong. Lolis don’t deserve the torture that the fucking government gives them.

School:

A bad place where you get punished for existing.

Government by EpicGamer2272 September 19, 2021

Government 

Elite ruling body of a state, territory or country who believes they are doing good by their people by oppressing them with often times pointless laws. This ruling body makes rules or laws that they expect regular citizens to follow with threat of monetary fines or jail time; however, Government officials almost always have loopholes for themselves that is often times exploited by this elite ruling body for monetary gain and to continue their rule of power.

Prior to nationwide announcements and lockdowns associated with the COVID-19 pandemic, US Government officials used their privileged knowledge to prevent monetary loss in their stock market portfolios.

The United States Federal Government continues to oppress their population with The War on Drugs by refusing to reschedule Marijuana. Although 24 of the 50 states have fully legalized marijuana, the federal government continues to oppress their population with clandestine laws.

Government by J to the S y'all March 14, 2022

Government 

Hey, you want to do whatever I tell you to do forever? No? Come one it'll be cool. It'll be like I'm some kind of warped, twisted, unfeeling deity.

Iam "Maybe it's not good for the reason what's his face says it's good. Maybe it's a 'good' thing because it exposes the government lie. Like, if most of the polls say that most of the people are self-censoring then maybe he's one of them."

Hym "As long as we're not thrown in a cage I don't care."

Government by Hym Iam May 1, 2022

Government 

An institution that claims to protect your rights while giving authority to those who have no right to have any authority who will inevitably trample on your rights

Person A: Bro the government is shooting dogs and burning children cause some guy named David is practicing his right to religion.
Person B: Well that's typical government for you

Government by James "Papa" Hetfield July 29, 2022

Government 

The ruler
The one that will try to slowly kill you

"We will bring peace, we will be the best government!"
"Yes"
"Thanks for electing us, your execution date is in: 956 days."
"The best government!"
"We will bring democracy"

Government by Edolf Hitler, the commander January 22, 2023

Government 

See!? That's why it fails! See me robbing you!? Don't you need the government?

Hym "Right but your entire position on everything is 'Society doesn't need to do anything, you just need to be better and do my purported ethic!' And now that I'm like 'I don't need the government, you just need to be better morally in accordance with with your purported ethic' it's proof that libertarianism fails but... Without the government it's just you and the hammer clowns... It's seems to be the case that YOU need it more than I do... And only to get away things that you know are so wrong that it makes you cry when you do it..."

Government by Hym Iam February 19, 2023