What you say when something fits, goes together, matches, etc., perfectly. Used this way because the fingers on a glove are individually wrapped, which is why we don't say like a mitten.
by fizzle April 10, 2004

A very rough hand job; one where there is no lubrication, and the up-and-down motion and rubbing causes intense friction. Like the traditional 'indian sunburn' on one's arm, the iron glove provides a similar burning feeling. Can be used as both an adjective and a verb.
1) Dan limped around on Saturday, because he received an iron glove from Sarah the night before.
2) Tim: Hey man, I heard you hooked up with Carmen last night.
Stan: I did dude, but I totally regret it...that bitch was so bad at handling dick- she iron gloved me.
Tim: Oh man...I'm sorry. I'll get you some ice.
2) Tim: Hey man, I heard you hooked up with Carmen last night.
Stan: I did dude, but I totally regret it...that bitch was so bad at handling dick- she iron gloved me.
Tim: Oh man...I'm sorry. I'll get you some ice.
by katieandedsfilthyfilms July 11, 2010

Digits: Hey man were coated with lady goo.
Vagina: Yeah, cause you gave me repeated beatings and I had to spit all over you.
(This situation created wet glove)
Vagina: Yeah, cause you gave me repeated beatings and I had to spit all over you.
(This situation created wet glove)
by ty187 August 6, 2006

Gloves without fingers, traditionally worn by those under the influence of a boombox or while in a rainbow coalition of dancing.
by The Vested Suitcase March 14, 2011

Bob: hey joe thats a cool project, how did u think of that?
Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P
Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P
by T-shake October 18, 2009

by Keith/Cory December 24, 2007

by some dude July 29, 2004
