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Funnel DIck

a funnel dick is someone who is clumsy or someone who is just simply put fucking shit up for them or for some one else..... you can be a permanent funnel dick, the clumsy route.........or you can do a action that results in being called a funnel dick and thats when you have fucked up or fucked someone else up
DUDE! I should have never sucked that dudes dick now I feel like a total Funnel dick

dude im such a funnel dick I couldn't catch the ball today in football

o man yesterday I know I was being a funnel dick when I unintentionally cock blocked you bro
by r-dogthesmooth November 15, 2009
mugGet the Funnel DIckmug.

Liquor Funnel

The body part that transfers liquor from a bottle to your bloodstream and then to your "ass" aka mouth; turning you into a total asshole, ass wipe, ass face that talks out of your ass.
He couldn't keep his liquor funnel shut so now he is getting an ass whooping by that random dude.
by Bobby Tanqueray June 12, 2016
mugGet the Liquor Funnelmug.

funnel opening

When you open up a women's vagina like a funnel and finger it.
I can't wait to do the funnel opening tonight babe.
by Big Richard 114 May 11, 2017
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Chutney Funnel

An anal passage into which foodstuffs may be inserted for the purpose of sexual pleasure.
I saw Katrina last night. She asked me to pour milkshake in her chutney funnel but I respectfully declined.
by chutneylover August 20, 2010
mugGet the Chutney Funnelmug.

Crumb-funnel

When eating a slice of cake from a paper plate, upon completion, and subsequent satisfactory mastication, the plate is rolled into a tube-like shape and used to funnel the remaining crumbs into ones mouth. Thus, a crumb funnel is born.
This cake is delicious, Samantha, forgive my use of the crumb-funnel!

Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!
by Chinza_mcgru January 4, 2012
mugGet the Crumb-funnelmug.

funnel caker

John: I want to go to a carnivel & get some funnel cake.

Sally: Your such a funnel caker.
by breezybree June 30, 2009
mugGet the funnel cakermug.

fist funnel

a funnel into which one inserts their fist for sexual gratification
she wouldn't let me stick it up her wrongun, so I fist funnelled her sharpish
by Thombone Catkins December 2, 2010
mugGet the fist funnelmug.

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