fumbling felicia

A bumblefuck who sucks at any type of intellectual activity and whose only hope is to marry up in life

She spilled chemicals everywhere in lab today. She's such a fumbling felicia.

by buttledger May 14, 2015

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Thumb fumble

The act of accidentally "dropping" or attaching an unwanted picture to a text message

"Just saw that second photo, was she ogling over the ridiculous amount of beers?"

No, thumb fumble on adding that.

by spenger April 14, 2011

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Demon fumbles

A man who can suck down a bukkake of 100 men in record breaking 12.3 seconds

Chris is a demon fumbles.

by Young Dagger Dck March 15, 2019

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To fumble is to not date someone you could have because of various reasons. You always come to regret it. You either didn't know they liked you when everyone else did, said something weird in front of them etc..

And it sucks ass.

Person 1 "Man!! Everyone knew she liked you!! All you had to do was ask, how could you fumble this hard?"
Person 2 "I know, I fumbled so hard."

by gheenre February 20, 2024

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Fumbleness

to describe a situation where they awkwardly interacted with someone at a bar, using the example of accidentally mishandling a person they refer to as a "baddie." The speaker humorously suggests that their clumsiness might prevent them from accurately determining if a certain physical feature ("booty") is genuine or not. The use of the term "fumbleness" adds a lighthearted and whimsical tone to the narrative.

I just made up a new word in my head. Like when I fumbled a baddie at a bar. I won't know if that booty real or not because of my "fumbleness" lol

by bootyclapper28 August 19, 2023

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