by dirt 💖 June 28, 2023
Get the Fumbled the fagmug. To fumble is to not date someone you could have because of various reasons. You always come to regret it. You either didn't know they liked you when everyone else did, said something weird in front of them etc..
And it sucks ass.
And it sucks ass.
Person 1 "Man!! Everyone knew she liked you!! All you had to do was ask, how could you fumble this hard?"
Person 2 "I know, I fumbled so hard."
Person 2 "I know, I fumbled so hard."
by gheenre February 20, 2024
Get the Fumblemug. by REDBOSS2008 November 29, 2024
Get the Fumblemug. The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
by RippedA January 5, 2014
Get the gooey ear fumblemug. A opportunities of life decisions or
Woman or man that are good and worth time but the energy isn't good due to self insecurities or personal presentation
Woman or man that are good and worth time but the energy isn't good due to self insecurities or personal presentation
by Liasion Mont May 19, 2023
Get the Healthy fumblemug. by anonymous June 8, 2024
Get the Fumblemug. A coach that tells players a fumble can't happen in a game isn't helping helping them look at the game realistically. Fumbles can and do happen in a game. Expecting a player to play perfect instead of human in a game doesn't allow them to improve any, they're already expected to be at one hundred percent during one hundred percent of the time. The reality is people will make mistakes, and those mistakes will cost them.
The point is not whether you fumble, it's what you do after you fumble. Whether you can fumble and keep going, or whether a fumble breaks you down to the point you can go no further after one.
by Solid Mantis December 20, 2020
Get the Fumblemug.