Fuckening

The fuckening is the time of the month, when Lorox enters the class groupchat and sends a lot of fucked up shit. Usually non-school related stuff and disturbing memes and gifs.

Amadeus: Have you attended yesterday's fuckening?
Preter: Ah yes I have. Truly enlightening.
Amadeus: Indeed.

by timo15633144535362 March 28, 2021

Dora the fucken explorer

She is Dora the explorer but 1’000’000 fucken times worse you can’t be worse I’d eat Dora and fucken gay monkey then spit them out into lava because they’re so fucken horrible

When you get angry at someone because of that Fucken TV show they watch because Dora the fucken explorer is fucken horrible.

by Eguyg May 9, 2021

The Fuckening

Not hitting a feature on the pokies while landing 2 of 3 feature reels whilst 5 of 6 money feature symbols appear.

‘SLAP’ “I think we’re on here boys!” (Above happens) “ahhhhh the fuckening” ‘SLAP Intensity's’

by Sparkylad May 18, 2023

Fuckening

Megan

When you’re having a great day and she shows up

Ah there it is, the fuckening

by Abcdef0098 May 22, 2023

forbidden fuckening

Term used to describe one’s being when he/she can’t seem to catch a break.

Kyle: “Dude I can’t seem to catch a break recently!”
Tim: “Yeah man you’re going through a forbidden fuckening”

by The word conjurerer December 6, 2022

The Fuckening

(Most often) The last few chapters of a why choose or RH novel with a HEA where the FMC finally gets all of her promised peen

Hubby: Hey, dinner's ready
Wife: It's going to have to wait. I just reached the fuckening.

by Marie Mackay January 5, 2023

Pre-Fuckening

To be in a state of imminent fuckery. In a state where it is know that someone or something is about to fuck up. The state that comes before the active state of "fucking up".

"Why is he putting his junk near the ceiling fan?"
"Call medical assistance, John is in a pre-fuckening state."

by Wytchery July 6, 2023