frontload

to pin an article of clothing to ones taint in order to quiet an irritating itch, caused from an accumulation of poopy ass hole sweat in the taint area.

Dan (the dumb ass nigger) frontloaded his boxers into his taint to scratch an itch, when he knew he was scratching an itch cured only by soapy water and vigorous scrubbing.

by VJL January 20, 2009

fronta

Someone who is afraid and wont really do anything.

Yo dawg why that bitch keep bein a fronta homes?

by A-murda August 24, 2006

Frontage

Noun. Frontal Viewage.

Girl 1: I saw him naked.
Girl 2: did you see his frontage?
Girl 1: mmhmm.

by That Gurl 7 August 4, 2006

frontage

the amount of land that opens onto a road

B'jaysys but seamus's young one from back beyond has 20 acres of frontage

by Ruaidhri August 26, 2005

frontage

well, basically its the lunch on a young ladies chest which attracts to MOST kinds of the male spechie!

she sure has some heaving frontage that girl!

by Tink September 8, 2003

Fontalvo

To exceed all expectations in the mest way possible.

At first I though you were a fuck up but you fontalvo more than anyone else

by fontalvo September 26, 2008

Frotally Tucking Serious

When someone is dead serious about something. Not a joking matter.

Get him to the Greek is one crazy ass movie. I am frotally tucking serious!

by VanillaMotta October 9, 2010