marty friedman

Best versatile guitarist around. He can play anything.

Marty has played Pop to Metal and is a great instrumentalist. Just listen to the album "True Obsessions".

by joe March 11, 2005

Fried Douchebag

When one takes a douchebag, deep fries it and shoves it up Fred Flintsone's vagina

That episode of the Flintstones last night was a little disturbing. I didn't know Barney was capable of pulling a fried douchebag

by YadaYada September 11, 2012

Deep Fried Fish

A more hardcore version of fried fish, deep fried fish includes a man tucking his balls between his legs. The woman proceeds to lick his balls, and the man shits on her face. The woman may also vomit on his ass.

Tommy gave Greta a huge helping of deep fried fish, and she cried.

by Slasher Knight July 12, 2009

Kentucky Fried Newborns

The restaurant that sells sperm** in a dead chicken that is fried for 1 hour in North Korea, and then sold to the food bank in Western Europe, where it is then shipped to South America, and seasoned to their liking, before being sent to America to fill everyone's stomachs with delicious food.

**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT

Guy 1: I love Kentucky fried newborns
Guy 2: wtf?

by brian33337 October 14, 2023

Fried Chickon

Another adition to the menu of Chimp Food. A favourite to all Nogs around the world. This food will never be consumed by a Nog without a side of "Hhhhhhhhhhhrrrice and Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Pork Scotch: Hi Nogtard, would you like to come to my barbeque later?

Nogtard: Hwill dare be Fried Chickon?

Pork Scotch: Yeah.

Nogtard: Hhhrice and Peeeaaa?

Pork Scotch: No.

Nogtard: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 6, 2009

Kentucky Fried Flow

A mixture of period-blood and the liquid excrement that results from the consumption of fast foods. Commonly consumed by fetishists.

"Damn, I just had some Kentucky Fried Flow, it was awesome." "WOAH, DOMINO"

by FishMan55 July 24, 2009

Deep Fried Cumballs

The act of the male busting on a female's back then proceeding to rub his nuts in it. The male then proceeds to 'deep fry' his balls in the females mouth

Tommy: "Dude I heard you and Merideth had a little circus fun last night Joe"
Joe: "Yeah man, her favorite circus treat..deep fried cumballs"

by FreakoSuave July 13, 2010