Friend 

A sexually produced terminal headache.

A: Have you heard of my friend?
B: Oh that friend. He's a douchebag. Whenever I see him, he never fails to give me an eternal CRINGE.

Friend by Kakerun July 30, 2022

friend 

verb - to request someone on facebook or myspace

Sally: Bye Billy! It was nice to meet you!
Billy: Yeah, you too. Make sure you friend me!
Sally: Will do!

friend by marissssa February 9, 2008

friend 

verb: the act of including someone in your virtual/social sphere of reach, or accepting the request of someone who wishes to join your vitual/social sphere of influence.

to "friend" someone on facebook.

friend by danwboles January 26, 2011

Friend 

This person is your bestfriend and you cannot live without them. You will have tons of inside jokes with them like S.o.a. Never will they leave your side, even when there is a burger in the toilet. :)

friend toilet burger s.o.a.

Friend by amy [friend] November 9, 2012

Friend 

"Friend" is usually used when a friend has nothing else to say to another friend in an awkward situation.

Friend 1: "Dude! Did you just eat my donut???"
Friend 2: "Friend!"

Friend 1: "Can I have some paper?"
Friend 2: "Sure."
Friend 1: "Friend!"

Friend by antwon3 September 3, 2013

friend 

a friend will help you move

a good friend will help you move the body

friend by prax February 14, 2014

friend 

Someone who introduces you to an incredibly awkward person, then walks away to laugh at you as you try to make conversation.

My good friend introduced me to Rita today.

friend by tortalina April 12, 2016