ass fries

The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.

Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.

by Pac_Eddy May 1, 2009

Mike Fries

Literally my fucking savior

Hey dude did you see Mike Fries on VATSIM?

Yeah man. He's so fucking cute.

by nexusaviation June 13, 2019

freedom fries

A ludicrous connation made by the corporate fascist ass-hole Bush (who got into office by suspicious cough* illegal*cough means) to instill more nationalism and show resentment against the French because they, like MOST of the world, did not support an imperialistic, unjustified war where NO WMDs were found.

Bush: I reckon I'm a-gonna name these here fries *Freedom Fries* cause I sure don't like them French...just cause they don't want to go to war! Damnit, I want this war! I know damn well there ain't no WMDs in Iraq, but hell, I sure like me a game of cowboys and Indians (actually Arabs) and my whole presidency is a warped parody of Walker, Texas ranger...or should I say *dumbass*.

by RandomPerson May 25, 2003

janky fried

Deep frying something without an actual deep fryer. Just using a pan and some oil over a stove. Not conducive to grease fires.

"I janky fried some turkey for my sandwich."

by Mikhail Anton June 26, 2009

Fried Squirrel

A fart gone awry; an intention to release flatulence, and unintentionally poop your pants.

"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".

"Why?"

"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"

"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"

"Well, you did. You did"

by Diet Sun Drop June 1, 2014

Nasty fries

When something is nasty fries, it's reeeeaaal nasty.
Always followed by an exclamation mark.

Wowie, that stinky old milk is NASTY fries!

That dirty old man said some things that were nasty fries!

by Myfriesbedelish January 11, 2019

you're fried

An expression as if someone did or said something dumb

Or if someone is high

lol you're fried

by Damonk June 19, 2017